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LZombie'90 - Extremeÿ
Lpestilenceÿ
L2Written by Trauma/CADAVERÿ
Ifðyouðlikeðdeluxeðamateurðzombie
movies,ðwithðthisðuniverse'sðWORST
fuckingðactors,ðworstðediting,ðyes,
worstðeverything,ðIðthinkðZombie'90
shouldð beð somethingð forð you!
Theðactorsðoriginallyðspokeðin
German,ð
butð
theyð
dubbedð
itð
toð American
inðtheðmostðstoopid,ðyetðfunnyðway
ever!!ðIðthinkðthereðwereðmaxð3
personsðwhoðspokeðinðtheðfilm,ðand
thereðwereðmanyðtimesðmoreðactors!!ðIt
wasðsoðfuckingð
stoopid,ð
thatð
youð
could
reallyðdie!!ðFunny?ðYes!!
Theðstoryðisðworseðandðthinnerðthan
anyðotherðzombieðstory,ðbutðtheðbasic
termsðareðthere!!ðSomeðnuclearðcrap
spreadsð allð over,ð andð theð zombiesð start
terrorizing!!ðLot'sðofðultraðbrutal
scenesðhere!ðTheðgoreðisðreallyðbad,
butðitðstillðisðgoodðinðaðway!!
Understand?ð%It'sð%weird!ð%You'll
probablyðlaughðtoðdeathðwhenðyouðsee
oneðofðtheðzombiesðtearðapartðaðlittle
baby!ðTheðsceneðisðsoðstoopid!ðAt
firstð
youð
canð
clearlyð
seeð thatð theð baby
isðjustðaðdoll,ðandðthenðsuddenlyðthe
babyð
turnsð
intoð
að
peaceð
ofð meat,ð which
theðzombieðtearsðapart!ðYouðcan
clearlyðseeðwhereðtheyðhaveðcutðthe
film!ðAmazing!!!
No,ðIðhaveðwrittenðenough!ðNoð
story,
justðmeaninglessð(andðfunny)ðviolence
andðgoreðinðthisðflick!!ðSeeðit!
CAUTION!ðNotðforðpeopleðwhoðlike
seriousðmovies!